I saw this news story today and was insulted they took my idea! I’ve threatened to put A on eBay since birth. Um, daily. When he was younger it may have been hourly. I can’t remember, those days stole my brain.
For crying out loud, it was obviously a joke listing, not child trafficking. Give the kid back to his parents. It’s hard enough having a 7 month old without the authorities getting their panties in a knot. Comedy releases the pressure.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to write up a listing now. A two-for-one offer. Both blond, blue-eyed boys with delicious senses of humor.
On second thought, I’ll just keep ’em.