where wildly different is perfectly normal


I just performed a dangerous double stuffingectomy on the boys’ lovies. Thankfully, both Puppy and Buddy came through the procedure just fine. They have matching scars on their backs, but other than that, no ill effects. Though Puppy and Buddy claimed they were just fine, I made my diagnosis and stood by it. Puppy was pooping pieces of stuffing through a gaping hole in his back, and Buddy had been loved so hard that he was missing his nose, his tail is but a shadow of its former self, and he was little more than a fabric sack with a big ole’ honkin’ head.

I would post pictures, but they both want to claim they’ve never had work done.

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