How is it possible that when a child-sized cup of milk is knocked over:
*It doesn’t just spill and be easy to clean up, but is splashed over every possible surface in a three-county radius
*It doesn’t dry after being wiped up, but sits and glistens in the warm kitchen light
*It misses the child (who would be easy to clean up/change clothes), but hits every nook and cranny of the carved table leg, ensuring a morning of scrubbing
*Happens first thing on a Monday morning, before coffee has been hooked up to the IV drip