where wildly different is perfectly normal
Gettin’ my sexy on
Gettin’ my sexy on

Gettin’ my sexy on

Hoooo-eeeee! Tom is one lucky man, I tell you what. He gets to take me, in all my sexy glory, to bed every night. What man wouldn’t want this:

flannel pjs
bite guard
chapsticked lips
Breathe Right strip on my nose
chest slathered in Vicks VapoRub
feet slathered in Vicks VapoRub, encased in heavy socks (remedy for bad coughing)

How I haven’t ended up as a Crazy Cat Lady is beyond me…well, other than that extreme cat allergy. I guess I’m the lucky one here.

Whaddya think?

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