Jen! You’re hopping a plane to somewhere the sun has not forsaken?
Nope, ‘fraid not. And I’m convinced the sun has taken off for a more interesting solar system.
Jen! You’re starting a new job, your dream career, and you’ll be paid based on your current weight?
No, though that wouldn’t do much for advancement, since that weight is happy-go-bye-bye soon.
Oh, I know, Jen! A full afternoon of pampering?
Eh, not so much.
Snort…you’re taking Princess the PMSing Laptop to get her hard drive replaced again, aren’t you?
DingDingDing!!!! We have a winner!
Oh boy…Darn thing.
Sounds stressful!! I hope it was painless AND effective.
Oh, Princess. It’s time for a Christmas Miracle.