where wildly different is perfectly normal
Has anyone seen the matching candelabras?
Has anyone seen the matching candelabras?

Has anyone seen the matching candelabras?

So we’ve just returned from the weekly installment of “How to feel inadequate and dissatisfied with your life,” aka playgroup. Did I miss a life lesson somewhere? Was it in the pre-wedding class? The childbirth class (waste of time. I never did use the stupid breathing exercises. Give me a break, I wasn’t going to try to overcome 20+ years of studying breathing the proper way for that ridiculous panting.)? The childbirth refresher class (what a waste of time and babysitter money)? Somewhere, at some point, I missed something: how to have children and a clean, decorated home. Hell, how to just have a clean, decorated home, let’s leave kids out of it. It’s not the be-all, end-all of life, but I have a feeling I’m missing something. I think I’m missing a decorating gene. If you find it, let me know. I’d like it back please.

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