Are you a fan of The Bloggess? No? For shame! You don’t like laughing til you tinkle in your panties? Expand your horizons people! I routinely read The Bloggess for damp laughs, and the last couple of days have more than lifted my spirits.
See, Jenny has a thing for antique taxidermy, much to the quiet dismay of her husband. Her newest chum is Juanita the Weasel. Juanita is so kick ass that Wil Wheaton requested a special caption and if you don’t get the reference I don’t think we can be friends anymore. Today Juanita was released to the interwebz for our titling pleasure. And I thought…what if poor Juanita had gifted kids?
Ah, yes. We’ve all said this, I’m sure.
The words that can never be spoken to a teacher or administrator.
Think the world will listen to a crazed taxidermied weasel wearing an apron?
Never mind that Algebra I was a stretch for me; bedtime stories would be a lot easier if I understood what the hell Stephen Hawking was talking about.
Worse than going from man to man defense to zone.
Of course, dearheart. You survive an IEP meeting, you get to have wine. If you survive a particularly bad IEP meeting, you get to have my margaritas.
Yes, Juanita has had enough. Can’t say I blame her.