where wildly different is perfectly normal
Kids say the darndest things…
Kids say the darndest things…

Kids say the darndest things…

This morning…

(Tom was shaving, clad only in his boxers)

A: Dad! You’re all hairy in your armpits!

Me: It’ll happen to you too, sweetheart.

A: Dad! You’re like a wooly mammoth!

He pauses to take a breath…

A: Mom? How old are you?

Me: I’m 34.

A: You’re so young! Like a little girl!

He leaves the room…

Me: Yes, Tom, you’re a wooly mammoth and I’m a little girl. How exactly did we get to this point, again?

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