The Moron in Chief is in Colorado this weekend, stumping for the Republican candidates. About 45 minutes ago three very large helicopters flew over our house. And I mean over our house. Not “hey, there’re some helicopters over there!” but step out onto the back porch and look straight up. Two were very heavily armed Blackhawks, the other Tom swears was Marine One.
If I’d been a little quicker on the uptake, I would have run outside in my jammies and waved.
With one finger.