As you know, I’m not the biggest Britney Spears fan. I think, sometimes, that she’s not the sharpest crayon in the box, but now…now I really wish I could send her a case of her favorite inebriating beverage. She’s going to need it. Tom put it best in this email I got from him:
Well, it’s official. Britney Spears has two little boys.
Two little boys who will be toddlers at the same time.
Two little boys who will be toddlers at the same time, fathered by Kevin Federline.
This has been today’s Moment of Schadenfreude. Enjoy!