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I have a favor to ask of all of you. My dear friend, Kate, set up a blog this weekend when I was there visiting her. Oh yes, and her adorable little boy. My GOD, did I love on him …

(I wrote this the other night while visiting Kate) So I’m here in southern Illinois with my dearest friend and her five week old son. He is a beautiful infant, all curled up in that sweet peanut shape, doing that …

Dear Idiots Who Think Farting Around With TSA is Entertaining, Traveling by air used to be fun. It used to be exciting, exotic, an event. You’d jump through the security hoops, get on your plane, and have a meal. A …

This stuff. The greatest shave cream evah. I ran out…thought I had more and was wrong. What’d you think I meant? Get your mind outta the gutter.

Today Never a Dull Moment brings you Hey Jen, what’s up with…???, the newest and coolest collection of mental crap in the blogosphere. Ya heard it here first, folks. Hey Jen, what’s up with the workers landscaping the new school? …

You know, I’m done. Somehow I managed to dig myself into a deep hole of craziness and stress and guilt. Right before Mother’s Day, too. I’m good that way. Today J watched 4 hours of TV because I was desperately …

Thanks to More Cowbell, I found several time-wasting “quizzes” for today. Good thing, too, ’cause I barely have the brain power to do much more this afternoon. We’re on Day Two of “Mother Nature’s PMS Psycho Episode.” It’s now in …

It’s May 1st! I know this because: A) I turned over my calendar. B) I received a lovely May Day basket C) It’s snowing outside. And it was 82 degrees yesterday. If you guessed C, you win! And it has …

Ever have that feeling that no matter how right you are, no matter how the facts lean in your favor, no matter how eloquent your argument is, you’re just screaming into the wind? You know how frustrating that is? This …

Dear Body, We’ve been together 34, almost 35, years now. Well, if you don’t count that 10 month swimming party. Woooo! That was a party, wasn’t it? Didn’t have to do a single thing other than float and kick. Nice, …