Just a reminder that today is not really one of my favorite days. Dear universe, you’ve been dicking with us here at the House of Chaos lately. May I please remind you that I was the victim of a nutso April Fools’ prank eleven years ago and I’ve done my time? The boys are really looking forward to pulling pranks tomorrow, but please dear universe, don’t you start too. Not sure I could take it. Smootches to you, universe.