She took my idea!
I saw this news story today and was insulted they took my idea! I’ve threatened to put A on eBay since birth. Um, daily. When he was younger it may have been hourly. I can’t remember, those days stole my …
A BOOK? And a review…
Momumo tagged me for my reading material: Here are the rules: 1. Pick up the nearest book. 2. Open to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the next three sentences. 5. Tag five people and post a …
Updates
I suppose I should have mentioned yesterday that we’re all fine here. The storms and tornadoes were all north of here and missed us. We had a bit of rain and hail and that’s it. Pure luck. A is still …
In a tight little circle
When Tom was 12 his house was destroyed by a tornado. He, his younger siblings, and his mom were in the basement at the time. He’s not a fan of bad storms. Neither am I. My first year teaching I …
Spring has finally sprung
Know how I know spring is finally here? Is it the leaves on the trees? No. Is it that I’ve finally purchased (and Tom planted) my spring flowers/vegetables/ground cover? No. Is it that, holy hell, the boys are out of …
Go share a lil’ love
I have a favor to ask of all of you. My dear friend, Kate, set up a blog this weekend when I was there visiting her. Oh yes, and her adorable little boy. My GOD, did I love on him …
Giving thanks for the vasectomy
(I wrote this the other night while visiting Kate) So I’m here in southern Illinois with my dearest friend and her five week old son. He is a beautiful infant, all curled up in that sweet peanut shape, doing that …
An open letter to airport idiots
Dear Idiots Who Think Farting Around With TSA is Entertaining, Traveling by air used to be fun. It used to be exciting, exotic, an event. You’d jump through the security hoops, get on your plane, and have a meal. A …
I vastly underestimated my Coochy
This stuff. The greatest shave cream evah. I ran out…thought I had more and was wrong. What’d you think I meant? Get your mind outta the gutter.
Hey Jen, what’s up with…???
Today Never a Dull Moment brings you Hey Jen, what’s up with…???, the newest and coolest collection of mental crap in the blogosphere. Ya heard it here first, folks. Hey Jen, what’s up with the workers landscaping the new school? …