Dear Person Who Developed Recycled Paper Toilet Paper Thinking It Was A Good Idea,
You’re a moron.
My nether regions hate you.
I hope your paper chafes you badly during a wicked bout of Montezuma’s Revenge.
That is all.
Love and kisses,
Jen
where wildly different is perfectly normal
And that’s all that really needs to be said right there…
bwah hahaha! you crack me up!!
I may be trying to go green, but I don’t think I’ll EVER make this change!
There are some sacrifices I just won’t make for the environment, yet.
Ouchy…
“No good deed goes unpunished.” 🙂
Yeah. There’s pretty much nothing worse than abrasive butt wipe.