Today is the last day of Princess the PMSing Laptop’s three year extended warranty. I know this only because the Geek Squad keeps sending me reminders. THE WARRANTY IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE! and RENEW NOW! and YOUR COMPUTER WILL SELF-DESTRUCT …
Several years ago the mom of one of my flute students asked me to write something for a scrapbook she was putting together for her daughter’s 16th birthday. I can’t find that letter in my files for love or money, …
…and I’m not sharing. Oh, sure, it looks like a harmless piece of blue paper from the school, but it’s a unicorn. The room is full of rainbows, glitter litters the floor, the delicious aroma of fresh-baked cookies permeates the …
Based on how bad I feel this morning I should have been up all night partying the night away, drinking straight EverClear with a Moonshine chaser. I think my body is testing how dizzy I can possibly get before I …
It’s Dinner Date Night here at the House of Chaos, where we put the boys to bed early and have a delectable dinner while we watch Sunday Night Cartoons, for which we will burn in hell for loving. I thought …
You know what happens if you wait all day to write a post because you’ve been fighting a full-body blerg headache AND running errands with the family AND writing over at Colorado Bento AND parenting over-tired cranky-pants sweet little boys? …
Ah, nuttin like a little Dear Friday Fragments to clear the mind, air out the rooms, prepare for the weekend. ******************************************************************* Dear Cub Scout Den Leader, Your communication skills are, how do you say? Craptastic. They resemble my sucky vacuum …
Things have been MUCH too dark around here this week. I’m supposed to be laughing at chaos, not getting kicked in the teeth by it. See all the color? Too cheery to be that dark that long. So what’s cheery …
I could write about how disappointed I am in Maine’s decision to vote in favor of intolerance, of fear, of discrimination. But I won’t. I could write about how Greeley, Colorado residents decided that education was just too expensive to …
I ripped that quote out of the most recent issue of Natural Solutions magazine, and taped it to my laptop so I see it every day. It was in an article about managing an allergen-free diet during the holidays, I …
