Based on how bad I feel this morning I should have been up all night partying the night away, drinking straight EverClear with a Moonshine chaser. I think my body is testing how dizzy I can possibly get before I …
It’s Dinner Date Night here at the House of Chaos, where we put the boys to bed early and have a delectable dinner while we watch Sunday Night Cartoons, for which we will burn in hell for loving. I thought …
You know what happens if you wait all day to write a post because you’ve been fighting a full-body blerg headache AND running errands with the family AND writing over at Colorado Bento AND parenting over-tired cranky-pants sweet little boys? …
Ah, nuttin like a little Dear Friday Fragments to clear the mind, air out the rooms, prepare for the weekend. ******************************************************************* Dear Cub Scout Den Leader, Your communication skills are, how do you say? Craptastic. They resemble my sucky vacuum …
Things have been MUCH too dark around here this week. I’m supposed to be laughing at chaos, not getting kicked in the teeth by it. See all the color? Too cheery to be that dark that long. So what’s cheery …
I could write about how disappointed I am in Maine’s decision to vote in favor of intolerance, of fear, of discrimination. But I won’t. I could write about how Greeley, Colorado residents decided that education was just too expensive to …
I ripped that quote out of the most recent issue of Natural Solutions magazine, and taped it to my laptop so I see it every day. It was in an article about managing an allergen-free diet during the holidays, I …
You know what’s really awesome? Losing your shit with your eight year old son before 8:30 am. Losing it so badly that he’s in hysterics and you are sobbing like an overwrought soap star. Losing it so badly that many …
My pad of virtual paper is thick and fresh, with no indentations from previous writing; my cursor is freshly sharpened; the ideas mapped out kinda sorta not really no. Yes, ’tis the start of NaBloPoMo 2009! Never mind that the …
