I’m not dead, I’m overwhelmed to the point of paralysis. From what I’ve gathered, the universe has been distributing random wedgies today and there’s a lot of people out there going “WTF???” Tomorrow will be better. I hope.
No matter what I do, they stay one step ahead of me. After A attempted to acquire a Pancake Puffs Pan last spring, you’d think I’d stay ahead of them. You’d be wrong. Very, very wrong. While I was in …
In a few short hours, my husband will be home from the Business Trip From Hell. (He’s been gone since December 31st) My words, not his. He’s managed just fine, I’ve wondered on a daily basis if I was going …
Oh my hell were there some creative entries to the “Only in Iowa” contest. There are some deliciously deranged minds out there, and now Tom and I have a wide variety of names for our long trips through Iowa. How …
Wow. You know the SNL Target Lady sketch? You know, one of the top 5 most annoying female characters ever created, the one who comments on every.single.purchase. coming down her conveyor belt? Yeah, I ran into her today. At Costco. …
I do love the idea of a day of rest. A day of reflection. A day of doing absofreakinglutely nothing unless you want to. Good grief, even God took a day off. So my plan today was to enjoy a …
J got a whole bunch of these for Christmas from his cousin. Looks like, ahem, accessories for Barbie. I think Barbie make have gone to a “relationship enhancement” home party. I think Barbie has given up on Ken. He’s not …
Iowa is a different world. I can see it as an outsider, as someone who lived there for a ungodly long year, as someone married to a native Iowan. If you’ve ever seen The Music Man, you have a good …
I’m over at Rocky Mountain Moms Blog tonight. Kinda tickled about that. 🙂 Happy New Year, indeed!
Happy New Year! Hope you all celebrated safely and responsibly! 😉 Eh, I hosted a family party and everyone was home by 10. The boys are going to crash hard and ugly later. But I digress! It’s a new year! …
