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I saw a blind man on a Segway the other day. Complete with a white tapping guide stick. That is all.

I never, in my wildest, horrified nightmares, would have expected John Edwards to have had an affair. You have GOT to be kidding me. When men are sworn into office, do their brains turn off? Do their dicks just take …

Or…How to get melted crayon out of a load of laundry without losing your everlasting mind. Discover crayon carnage. Much gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, ripping out of hair. Coerce confession out of oldest child. Declare that the Largest …

Guess what I’m watching right now? The dryer, as it spins around in technicolor glory? Nope (oh, and haven’t even started to figure out how in hell I’m getting everything clean). My sons, as they play Indiana Jones vs. Darth …

So, one of my darling sons, I do not know which one, had a handful of cheap (non-Crayola) crayons in his pocket. And I did laundry. And discovered the mess after everything had been run through the dryer. I now …

I never should have started, StumbleUpon is addictive… Well, this is something you just don’t see everyday! The P-Mate. Words to live by. If you remember. Need some handy phrases? The boys are way into Bill Nye these days. It’s …

I hearby decree, this thirty-first day of July, in the Year of our Lord 2008, that any and all profits from my home-based business this next calendar year will be earmarked for the sole purpose of Summer Camps 2009. Any …

Whew, thanks to Mama Zen, I have a post for today. Yesterday’s Viva Las Vegas tribute wore me out. Or was that the heat? So she is curious. A Wednesday isn’t complete without the 6 Quirky, Boring, And Unremarkable Things …

Dear Person Who Developed Recycled Paper Toilet Paper Thinking It Was A Good Idea, You’re a moron. My nether regions hate you. I hope your paper chafes you badly during a wicked bout of Montezuma’s Revenge. That is all. Love …

…unless you’re a blogger, and then you have to walk that fine line between great stories and keeping your mouth shut. So a few thoughts on our Awesome Adventure this weekend. My, it’s a bit warm here. We stayed at …