Poor Buddy
J’s primary lovie, Buddy, had a minor surgical procedure this weekend. Poor little guy had no idea Tom and I were going to have so much fun with it. Here’s the patient before the procedure. Sorry Buddy, no anesthesia for …
What would you do
If you would just get up off your 21st century butt and do it? Not “what would you do if you knew you would not fail.” That’s a cop out. If I knew I wouldn’t fail, I’d steal a dirigible …
Guess what?
Chicken butt. Guess who? Chicken poo. You now know what my last few days have been like. Hand to GOD I didn’t teach this to them. And this is now stuck in your head too. You’re welcome. In other news, …
How much do you love your kids?
Do you love them enough to ensure they’re eating properly? Do you love them enough to make sure they’re buckled into your car safely? Do you love them enough to make sure they’re wearing a helmet when they’re on anything …
Control and the gym
I’ve never been a gym rat. Not even close. In fact, I’d be the exact opposite of whatever a gym rat might be. A practice room flamingo perhaps. The point being, I’m not terribly athletic, have never really felt the …
As God as my witness, I’ll never do that again
Go to Costco on a Sunday. I know better, I really do, but…what was I thinking? Insane with a huge helping of OMGREALLY? Play two church services the morning of the Spring Forward! side of Daylight Savings. At the tail end of …
Dear (hack) (cough) (snort)
Dear Virus From Hell That Seems To Have Taken Up Permanent Residence In My Body, You’re not welcome here. It’s been ten days; either knock me out cold for a few days or leave. This dragging on is wearing thin. …
And the verdict…
Ruled in our favor. 7-0. Never expected a unanimous vote. Ever. Because it’s apparent that the school is a go, and I’m anticipating that I’ll be heavily involved (and perhaps serve on the Board of Directors), this will be the …
D Day
Well, the time has come. Tomorrow the state board of education rules on our charter school. Either they vote in our favor and it goes back to the district for (pleaseGodohplease) approval, or it ends tomorrow afternoon. Guess which scenario …
Dear So-and-so
Dear eyes, You’re getting old, aren’t you? You’re making me take full advantage of the zoom/enlarge feature of the new computer. You love it when I borrow large print books from the library. You make me squint, you dislike it …