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Recently (ok, three weeks ago, which isn’t that recently, but in Pangaea time it’s a blink of the eye) I received one of those “pass it on” emails asking me to describe the sender in one word. So, of course, …

The screaming, the bargaining with higher powers, the exhaustion…and that was just the migraine that blindsided me on Monday. I’m glad the election is over too. Now we can get on with other things in our lives, like bitching that …

The Moron in Chief is in Colorado this weekend, stumping for the Republican candidates. About 45 minutes ago three very large helicopters flew over our house. And I mean over our house. Not “hey, there’re some helicopters over there!” but …

Sweet Mother of GOD is it election day yet? I don’t know how much more I can take. The ads…the screaming, the disbelief, the hysterics…and that’s just me yelling at the TV. Yes, I yell at political ads, it’s my …

But I’ll help the pictures along, ’cause why use one word when you can use three. Isn’t J just about the cutest Bob the Builder you’ve ever seen? He was so excited and had no idea why. He just knew …

I figure there are two kinds of people in this world: Halloween people and non-Halloween people. Halloween people start planning the holiday on November 1st. Their costumes are elaborate, the house decorations even more so. Pets are subjected to humiliating …

If I had known six years ago what I know now, I probably would have raised Alpacas instead. Nah. Sometimes it’s really good. Yesterday I started off my day scooping squishy green poop into vials. I’m off guacamole until further …

Hurricane Paul has hit Colorado. Yes, a hurricane in a land-locked state. No lightning, thunder, or tornados, just a crapload of snow. Four inches in my backyard and it’s still coming down. It’s worse south of here; we were only …

This is Max. He was my flute teacher in college, but he was so much more than just my teacher. He was my friend, my mentor, the person who believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself. He was …

I am the only one not afflicted with whatever crappy (pun intended) stomach virus is passing through my family. It is not good. Took J to the dr yesterday for it, as he’d been butt squirting for a week. Came …