Buh-Bye Georgie
Georgie Porgie, puddin’ ‘n pie Screwed us over and made us cry. When “YES WE CAN!” cheers won the day, Georgie Porgie ran away. Today we made history. Today we awoke from an eight-year nightmare. Today we hit the ground …
Flashback Friday: Red, White, and Blue…with a hint of smokiness
‘Tis the first Friday Flashback over at My Tiny Kingdom and the theme is “Red, White, and Blue.” What do you think of when you hear “Red, White, and Blue?” The Fourth of July, of course. And, boy howdy, do …
An innocent query
Whew. I think I can finally start to come back to my senses. This has been quite the week. Tom got home on Saturday, we all got to know one another again on Sunday, and Monday all hell broke loose. …
Oh, I was doing so well, too
I’m not dead, I’m overwhelmed to the point of paralysis. From what I’ve gathered, the universe has been distributing random wedgies today and there’s a lot of people out there going “WTF???” Tomorrow will be better. I hope.
At least it’s not phone s.e.x. Pt.2
No matter what I do, they stay one step ahead of me. After A attempted to acquire a Pancake Puffs Pan last spring, you’d think I’d stay ahead of them. You’d be wrong. Very, very wrong. While I was in …
Finally
In a few short hours, my husband will be home from the Business Trip From Hell. (He’s been gone since December 31st) My words, not his. He’s managed just fine, I’ve wondered on a daily basis if I was going …
And the winner is….
Oh my hell were there some creative entries to the “Only in Iowa” contest. There are some deliciously deranged minds out there, and now Tom and I have a wide variety of names for our long trips through Iowa. How …
So what do I need?
Through the curiosity that is Twitter, I met Lisa at Deep Waters. She’s a life coach for, and this is truly kismet in its finest form, moms of gifted kids. And lives about 30 minutes from me. Today, browsing through …
I met the SNL Target Lady today
Wow. You know the SNL Target Lady sketch? You know, one of the top 5 most annoying female characters ever created, the one who comments on every.single.purchase. coming down her conveyor belt? Yeah, I ran into her today. At Costco. …
Day of rest, my as…hey, look, a puppy
I do love the idea of a day of rest. A day of reflection. A day of doing absofreakinglutely nothing unless you want to. Good grief, even God took a day off. So my plan today was to enjoy a …